Science: Health: Sexual Aid
Erection Protection   (+1, -3)  [vote for, against]
Hehe, hoho, haha!

You've had one of those days right? You're sitting in class, or at work, your undergarments rub the right way suddenly, you've got a public problem.

But not anymore! Thanks to this unique invention, you will never have to squirm and squiggle to hide that little thing down there.

The Erector Protector, is a plastic cup, with strong padded straps that go around your abdomen and between your legs that secures any accidental or on purpose 'problems' you may have throughout the day!

The straps are tightened to a point where, if you get an erection, no one will see it.

Also comes with package protection, which is a strap designed to hold the 'package' in the right place throughout the day, so as not to produce an erection in an awkward position. Picture a loop.
-- EvilPickels, Nov 16 2005

This has always been a problem for me, people need something like this =P .

An erection is good, at certain times but extremely embarrassing during school or other un-nescessary times of the day.

No, no, no, it's not a piercing ,it's a form of clothing!
-- EvilPickels, Nov 16 2005

But what happens when you actually want to have sex?

"Oh sorry, just give me five minutes to extract my penis from this Erection Protection device"
-- Mr Phase, Nov 16 2005

Slide it off maybe? Around the waste and between the legs, it would slide off like a pair of pants. The package protector, would have to be loose, and I think you can guess why.
-- EvilPickels, Nov 16 2005

Ah, the choice of username becomes clear.
-- bristolz, Nov 16 2005


I was afraid someone might make a joke like that sooner or later...


Funny as hell though. =D

EDIT: and no that's not why either... me and my friends were having a Halo party 'back in the day' and we made up funny names, I just thought 'evilpickles' and we laughed so hard my parents yelled at us to keep it down.
-- EvilPickels, Nov 16 2005

// not to be confused with [Ian Tindale]// ?!?
-- moomintroll, Nov 16 2005

Perhaps they should invent anti-viagra.
-- Worldgineer, Nov 16 2005

"The straps are tightened to a point where..." - didn't Maplethrope take pictures of people wearing that kind of thing? Either way, I think you're talking about a well-established sexual kink.
-- DrCurry, Nov 16 2005

Salt peter.
the patch
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 17 2005

I can relate. Hence the ol' nipit-niplet. But north.
-- blissmiss, Nov 17 2005

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