Like those wooden beaded seat covers, only each bead is a mechanical eye that blinks randomly.

Delux version has a remote control and joy stick to make them all look in a certain direction at once, or blink rapidly to scratch a particular part of your back using their eyelashes. Available in any colour, they go to sleep at night and get bloodshot if you sit on them for too long.
-- xenzag, Jul 01 2006

Beaded cover http://www.autoacce...m/woodbeadseat.html
beaded cover [xenzag, Jul 01 2006]

And then hook them up to this Bookworm_27s_20Workout_20Equipment
[normzone, Jul 02 2006]

wouldn't it be awfully disturbing to sit on a bunch of eyes... and besides, the eyelashes would tickle :)
-- javajean, Jul 01 2006


[javajean] if they disturb you that much you could apply mascara to yours instead, or peer into, them searching for the hidden cataract that wins you a prize.
-- xenzag, Jul 01 2006


Every ICU should have at least one.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 01 2006


Hopefully, it would be more disturbing to burglars trying to break into the car. Getting them to all glare at a particular spot might be useful. Giving a few of them pinhole cameras would be better though... until the burglar stole the seat cover.
-- ye_river_xiv, Jul 02 2006



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