Business: Advertising: Product Placement
Eyelid Under-ads   (+2)  [vote for, against]
Sell advertising space under your eyelids

This is an array of micro LEDs implanted under the eyelid so that the user can contract with Google and Amazon for a life of non-sleep- impairing advertising intersticed with flurries of Amazon purchases. You would basically just sign your life over to them and let them experiment with your ad-imbibing-capability and correlatory purchasing capability. And they could use all of your data.

In return they would provide a apartment-feeding-tube- spouse-hygienic-unit and allow you several hours a day of uninterrupted face booking, on an apple device.
-- JesusHChrist, Jan 16 2014

Google Suppository http://www.computer..._smart_contact_lens
[JesusHChrist, Jan 17 2014]

And the award for "Product Most Likely To Require Primal Scream Therapy" goes to...
-- FlyingToaster, Jan 16 2014


If your primal scream causes you to close your eyes we could serve you ads during your therapy session.
-- JesusHChrist, Jan 16 2014


There should be some persistence of vision thing going on here. I guess it would be a flash during the blink and the product placement image would then slowly fade from the visual field through persistence of vision.
-- JesusHChrist, Jan 16 2014


[marked-for-delirium]
-- xandram, Jan 16 2014


Why am I the only person voting for this one?
-- pocmloc, Jan 16 2014


Why? Because you're the only one who knows about how much better you feel when you take Centrum Silver with Selenium! Now in smaller, easier-to- swallow GelCaps!
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 16 2014


Well, you may as well sell the other side also, and place decals with adverts on your eyelids while they are closed. Blinking during conversation pays royalties.
-- normzone, Jan 16 2014



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