Bits of otherwise useless poor-quality plastics are ground up until nobody can recognize them, compressed and sold as a toy.
Pink-ish coloring can be added to make Fake Non-Technicolor Spam.
Perhaps if it's successful a line of Fake Fake-Technicolor-Spam Sandwiches could also be made.-- bluebeaversscrubbingourfloors, Oct 13 2010random, halfbakery