Product: Headphones: Speakers
Fake loud headphones   (+11)  [vote for, against]
Simulate loud music when you can really hear everything around you.

Headphones with little speakers on the outside but none on the inside. The outside speakers would only reproduce the high/mid-high frequencies so that it seems like you're blowing your eardrums out.

This could be useful in conversation avoidance or sneaky eavesdropping.
-- Fishead, Sep 12 2000

Trigger Happy TV http://www.triggerhappytv.com/frames.htm
Uses the headphones to confuse and provoke passers-by [Tlogmer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Add an antenna, so you don't have to carry around a portable player to plug it into.
-- absterge, Sep 12 2000


saw this in MAD magazine once
-- nano_mars, Mar 16 2001


They could be noise-cancelling, too --- either cancelling their own noise (for better eavesdropping) or cancelling exterior noise (for better pretending-not-to-be-able-to-hear-people).
-- wiml, Mar 19 2001


Baked, on the british series "Trigger-Happy TV". The speakers are pretty big, though.
-- Tlogmer, Jan 23 2003


When I posted this idea it got fishboned and [m-f-d]'d for redundancy.
-- snarfyguy, Jan 23 2003



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