Simple enough, really. A full-sized replica (painted plastic with a post that can be cement-mounted) of a famous person, with a mail slot built into them. Could also be made of something more durable, like concrete, if necessary.
Extra-special editions could have solar-powered speakers and a set
of short catchphrases that play when mail is inserted. Examples include:
Tom Cruise: "Do you know the history of the post? I do."
George H.W. Bush: "Not gonna do it. Not gonna pay those bills."
George W. Bush: "I have acquired political mail, and I intend to read it!"
Bill Clinton: "I did not have literary relations with that woman."
Bruce Willis: "Yippee ki-yay, mother mailer."
...and other irreverent pop culture references.-- shapu,
Mar 16 2006
these aren't famous people but.....
http://growabrain.t...art_mailboxes_.html [xandram, Mar 16 2006]
What do they say after someone runs over them with a pick-up ute?-- DrCurry,
Mar 16 2006
"My post, Joe. I can't feel my post."-- NotTheSharpestSpoon,
Mar 17 2006
or Famous Cartoon Character like Mickey, Dogbert, Hobbs, Bugs, Casper Milktoast, Batman, or...-- popbottle,
Dec 17 2013