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Fanny Pack Shaped Like Balls   (+2, -4)  [vote for, against]
Big hairy balls.

So you’ll be walking around with big hairy balls hanging down but it’s a fanny pack.

Probably been thought of but not going to google it.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024

Sold out ! https://www.funslurp.com/man-sack
Doesn't sag with age, apparently. [cromagnon, Apr 09 2024]

Surely it should be shaped like a fanny? You could stuff your things into it
-- pocmloc, Apr 08 2024


Well that's another idea, have a fanny pack shaped like a fanny. It'd have to be pretty big though, maybe just represent the top part, like a plumber's crack.

If you're the first person to have thought of that the universe is truly a confusing place.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024


Heh, they said “Fanny”… (always sounds funny in UK English)
-- hippo, Apr 08 2024


You know, a person who’s much more clever than me could probably come up with a pretty funny sketch about misinterpretation of different expressions where one person says something seemingly innocent that’s incredibly X rated and vulgar in the eyes of the person they’re talking to.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 08 2024


LOL! It’s funnier looking than I thought it would be.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 09 2024



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