They’d have a fireproof razzberry sound making thingy like the ones in a whoopee cushion at the smoke output. They’d smell the part too.

Light it and step back. Way back.
-- doctorremulac3, Sep 14 2025

Puerile. [+]
-- Voice, Sep 15 2025


Thank you. I try.
-- doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2025


I want the full gammut though. It needs to make everything from the Mouse to the Tuba.
-- Voice, Sep 15 2025


Oh wow! Line them all up from squeaker to bull moose!

Oh god I just realized you could have it shooting like a fireproof putty which could actually generate sound as well. Call it the “Shartler”.

Wow, that’s lowbrow even for me.
-- doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2025


Hmmmmm, Farterworks evokes a mental image of a Waterworks of Farts.

Bad image wise.

Fartercrackers on the other hand have a completely different mental image whilst remaining the exact same product.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 15 2025


Damn!

Yup, you're right.
-- doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2025



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