Business: Please Hold
Fashion Models Gone Bad, Disc One   (+14)  [vote for, against]
Panty Paradise Volume Seven

This service is more entertaining than listening to bad muzak while you're waiting on hold on the telephone.

A dispassionate voice calmly reads a series of titles of bad porn movies.

With thanks to my freedive mentor Alan, and his prosaic tastes in porn.
-- normzone, Aug 09 2010

Fashion model, gone bad.
[AbsintheWithoutLeave, Aug 09 2010]

[jaksplat, Aug 09 2010]

+ hehe, what- the first 5 bunners had nothing to say??
-- xandram, Aug 09 2010

Not intending a list, but my guess would be that our readers porn tastes either dovetail with this idea, or are so far off the mark that they thought it better to remain mute.

Ooh, there we go. "Dovetail - Hunting Season Opens".
-- normzone, Aug 09 2010

Buns And Bones - Half Naked
-- normzone, Sep 26 2014

random, halfbakery