Fashion: Hat: Protection
Fatherhood   (+2, -1)  [vote for, against]
Snuggly garment with a waterproof hood

Baby likes to ride on daddy's shoulders. Also likes to regurgitate at inopportune moments. This is a detachable hood on a business suit that prevents unwanted morning departure delays.
-- FloridaManatee, Feb 29 2004

Needs some sort of trough-collar to prevent baby goo from dripping down on to the suit.

Keep one of those cheap rain ponchos handy?
-- half, Feb 29 2004


what do you plan to do about the urine marks on your collar?! +
-- nomadic_wonderer, Feb 29 2004


doubles as an anti pigeon dropping hood too. i bet.
-- krod, Feb 29 2004


Available as a set with matching motherhood.
-- bristolz, Feb 29 2004


If it were a hood of the little-red-riding-hood type with the little shoulder-cape attachment it would provide protection for the suit. It should also have handles on the sides so the kid doesn’t have to hold onto your eye sockets.
-- AO, Mar 01 2004


HA HA!

I think it's more a front-load idea, [AO]. Rather than piggy-backpack, but I could be wrong. <wipes tea and pretzel bits off computer desk>
-- k_sra, Mar 01 2004


Of the several dozen high-volume offspring upchucks that've landed on me so far, I must report that none have landed on my head. I'd go for some protection around the shoulder/chest area, though.
-- oxen crossing, Mar 03 2004


staples work too, but they might not be as vomit-proof as tape.
-- Aerythes, Mar 03 2004



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