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-- chronological, Jan 31 2020

Who killed Clippy? https://www.theverg...ms-stickers-removal
RIP the master of unwanttelling you what Microsift does [Sgt Teacup, Jan 31 2020]

Baked, then killed <link>
-- Sgt Teacup, Jan 31 2020


If you need to be told, you don't deserve to know.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2020


<Notes that [C_H] is clearly not familiar with real operating systems, which are renowned for giving no obvious help whatsoever once you've got past the login: prompt, and is therefore merely a _luser/>
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2020


// Termintor //

"Suck it and see" ?

We envision some sort of muderous cybernetic Werther's Original...
-- 8th of 7, Feb 01 2020


Clearly you have failed to understand the nature and benefits of Assimilation.

An individual who has Become One With The Borg immediately becomes part of the Collective consciousness, with a full and complete knowledge of all the Collective's features and functions. No on-the-job training is necessary.

You will understand when you join with us. Resistance is Futile.
-- 8th of 7, Feb 01 2020



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