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FLY CANADIAN ! With a light weight harness supporting just two passengers seated in T V equipped 'Lazy Boys',attached and carried by A 'Gaggle' of geese,(Genus:Kanuckia) you'll experience the serenity of low level flight to Cancun or Rio D' Janero.while sipping on Espresso Alfresco.

The virtually soundless propulsion is furnished by real Canadien geese tethered in a graceful 'Vee' formation, is described by many as Poultry in Motion. (Or, Cut Loose with the Use of the Goose
-- bluto, May 26 2003

Todays inflight movie will be Goose Busters.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 26 2003


Is that an African or European goose?
-- Cedar Park, May 27 2003


geese!... I mean, Geez! What have you been smoking?
-- Pericles, May 27 2003


I think you would probably need a small airship to make the passengers both aerodynamic and bouyant. Your flying birds should be as large as possible - when I've used this idea in fantasy role-playing games I've always used giant geese.
-- Aristotle, May 27 2003


"virtually soundless" - hardly.
-- DrCurry, May 27 2003


This reminded me of Monty Burn's model plane, the Spruce Goose. Alas, no croissant for you.
-- goober, May 27 2003


Would an umbrella be provided to avoid white rain?

Oh and I'll help [bluto] out ).
-- Worldgineer, May 27 2003


//Is that an African or European goose?//

That sounds really familiar, [Cedar Park]. What's the reference?
-- snarfyguy, May 27 2003


snarf, when in doubt, guess Python.
-- waugsqueke, May 27 2003


you're thinking parrots, waugs.
-- po, May 27 2003


Swallow.
-- waugsqueke, May 27 2003


<starting cylcle again> African or European? <starting cylcle again>
-- goober, May 27 2003


[po]: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Scene 1. Knowwhatimean? Say no more, say no more!
-- Cedar Park, May 28 2003


What has Python ever done for us?
-- egbert, May 28 2003



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