Business: Spa
Fondue Spa   (+3, -2)  [vote for, against]
Dip Yourself!

After a long day at work there is nothing like relaxing in your very own Fondue Spa. Designed to work with a variety of different Fondue Sauces including chocolate, cheese, peanut or meat/seafood flavored broths so you can choose whatever you want for maximum relaxation. Relax in the soothing heat and glorious smells as you feel your tension slip away.

Get yours today!
-- jhomrighaus, May 03 2007

Chocolate Spa http://www.hersheyp...a_at_hotel_hershey/
[nuclear hobo, May 03 2007]

Just don't expect us to lick it off you afterwards.
-- DrCurry, May 03 2007

melted cheese is very hot.
-- po, May 03 2007

Maybe it is right now, but trust me, this is just a passing fad.
-- normzone, May 03 2007

Baked (or at least lathered in chocolate). [link]
-- nuclear hobo, May 03 2007

I'm not sure I would call that baked, as being massaged with cocoa is really quite different than simmering in a vat of chocolate sauce in your back yard.
-- jhomrighaus, May 03 2007

But what if you like the type of fondue that involves frying bits of meat in hot oil?
-- Galbinus_Caeli, May 04 2007

Cannibal cookery.
-- normzone, May 04 2007

A [+] for this, but only 'cos it made me mentally counter [po]'s objection with the realisation that a spa bath full of overripe brie would be liquid and bubbly at the correct temperature for a nice warm soak.

Now where can I buy a hundredweight of garlic croutons?
-- m_Al_com, May 06 2007

//Now where can I buy a hundredweight of garlic croutons?//

-- Galbinus_Caeli, May 06 2007

At last I would be able to say with confidence, "I really like to squish cheese between my toes," and not worry about the nice young men in pretty white coats come to take me away. Ha ha!

And don't even get me started about the almost sinfully melt-in-your mouth joy of chocolate covered nuts...
-- NotTheSharpestSpoon, May 07 2007

just don't fall asleep in that thing and let the heat off.... or you my friend are gonna have to eat your way out.... Which sounds like an awesome party game lol
-- wuhisn, Oct 17 2007

[nuclear hobo] The Hershey Hotel. Is that on the Hershey Highway?
-- marklar, Oct 17 2007

random, halfbakery