Fashion: Underwear
Fresnel Men's Briefs   (+4)  [vote for, against]
Objects in panel may appear larger than real life.

Briefs with a small, flexible Fresnel lens sown into the front.

p.s. The suggestion of this idea is not to be taken as an assumption that the author needs such an item.
-- Cedar Park, May 04 2003

(??) works for me
If you laugh at me, I'll take mine off and beat you with it. [ato_de, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

The problem here is that there needs to be some separation before there can be magnification.
-- pluterday, May 04 2003

if what [pluter] says is true, would a cricket box help?

//author need such an item// suppresses snigger.
-- po, May 04 2003

I'm under the weather today and needed the courage of many simultaneous cold remedies to post such an idea.
-- Cedar Park, May 04 2003

damn good idea though <snigger>
-- po, May 04 2003

[po]: Stop sniggering! (sulks and walks away)
-- Cedar Park, May 04 2003

I'll shut up, I don't want a slap in the face with a cold fish <g>
-- po, May 05 2003

If there's ever another King Dick, maybe he'll have one.
-- thumbwax, May 05 2003

[ack]: The drugs weren't for this particular porpoise. In retrospect, I'm surprised my spelling and grammar were correct.
-- Cedar Park, May 05 2003

[pluterday] Not entirely true. One can achieve significant magnification with almost no separation. (less than 1 mm separation)
-- morpheus, May 06 2003

How about Compound fresnel men's briefs? This would give you the appearance of a possessing a multiplicity of big dicks.
-- aredant, May 08 2003

//possessing a multiplicity of big dicks//

I once had a disturbing dream involving a baker's dozen at my hips... Perhaps I shouldn't have told anyone that.
-- ye_river_xiv, Mar 04 2007

I Say, I Say, I Say!.
I once knew a man who had 5 penises.
-- gnomethang, Mar 04 2007

How about flesh coloured briefs with a photo of a very large member on (and a tail on the back)
-- marklar, Mar 04 2007

//The problem here is that there needs to be some separation before there can be magnification//

How about a fibre-bundle magnifier? I am slightly bluffing here because I'm not quite sure what I'm talking about, *but* I believe it is possible to have a fibreoptic bundle which fans out to enlarge the image, and can do so over a very short distance.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2007

You would probably want to avoid going outside in sunny weather, or you might burn your most sentitive area.
-- Loris, Mar 04 2007

Loris: too late.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2007

If you can't dazzle them with your equipment, baffle them with your shorts?
-- nuclear hobo, Mar 05 2007

Could you also use optics to change down to up ?

.... or up to down?

(Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?)
-- popbottle, Jul 24 2016

-- notexactly, Jul 26 2016

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