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Product: Backpack
Front Bottom Bag   (+5, -4)  [vote for, against]
Now that's a fanny pack

// Next: Backpack nuts. // [jutta]

Like a sporan only hairier, the lower part of the bag comes in several designs. Some mimic the open fly of a pair of jeans, with the upper part resembling a chubby pot belly, complete with an inny belly button (fluff not included). When out on a picnic, it's the perfect place to store your jam.
-- marklar, Oct 11 2007

A typical sporran http://houseoflabhr...sporran.antique.JPG
quite hairy, all things considered. [calum, Oct 11 2007]

The ladies beat you to it.
God love 'em. [baconbrain, Oct 12 2007]

Hairier than a sporran? Good grief.
-- calum, Oct 11 2007

I was pondering something of this sort. If worn directly between the legs, one's body would keep the rain off of it. Plus it would oblige one to saunter along with legs akimbo, cowboy style.
-- bungston, May 20 2009

random, halfbakery