Children's vitamins often come in fun shapes - sometimes to the chagrin of safety experts who worry kids will eat too many of them. But grownups know better and should be allowed some fun.

Suggested shapes - fly, spider*, bird, cat, dog, goat, cow, and horse - of course.

* The spider will be a multi-vitamin made in layers, with a bicarbonate of soda core. So when it dissolves and starts to fizz in the old lady's tummy, it will wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside her.
-- a1, Feb 13 2024

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQHmZMf6zwo [a1, Feb 13 2024]

[+] for the bicarbonate of soda core.
-- pertinax, Feb 13 2024


Grave stones and scythes?
-- Voice, Feb 13 2024


I was hoping at least one person would curse me for getting the song stuck in their head.
-- a1, Feb 13 2024


Okay genius - tell me how you swallow that cow.
-- Loris, Feb 13 2024


"I don't know how she swallowed the cow."
-- a1, Feb 13 2024


//[+] for the bicarbonate of soda core// Oh yes, us 'old folks' (ie: anyone over 30, according to Biological Imperative) have difficulties digesting, so by the time the vitamin is masticated and swallowed, it's an ideal solution (ha).
-- Sgt Teacup, Feb 13 2024


<---- TY
-- whatrock, Feb 14 2024


I'm not convinced that the horse pills are a good idea. They might be a bit... terminal.
-- Loris, Feb 14 2024


If you want them to sell you’ll make ‘em in the various sizes, shapes and configurations of sex toys.
-- minoradjustments, Feb 14 2024


I think [Loris] is the only one who got the joke, or everyone else is studiously avoiding it...
-- a1, Feb 14 2024


//everyone else is studiously avoiding it// I'll take 'avoid' for 500, Alex.

But I do see clever ad opportunities: serious, fedora-wearing film noir detective asking 'But why? WHY would she swallow the goat?!' gazing at the chalk outline of a very small goat, and one high-heeled shoe upturned on the pavement.

No worse than those US ads where coffee shop patrons bandy about a trade-name drug without ever giving us a clue what it's for.
-- Sgt Teacup, Feb 14 2024


// WHY would she swallow the goat? //

"She swallowed the goat to catch the dog..."
-- a1, Feb 14 2024


//I think [Loris] is the only one who got the joke, or everyone else is studiously avoiding it...//

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for being obnoxious.
-- Loris, Feb 14 2024


What joke?
-- pocmloc, Feb 15 2024



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