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Vehicle: Car: Navigation
GPS Barbie   (+4, -2)  [vote for, against]
Holographic Dashboard Companion.

CarNav: "Guidance will now commence. Please proceed to the designated route."

C: "Activate Avatar"

CarNav: "She's not feeling well today.."

C: "Don't bullshit me.. she's an avatar for Fuck's sake. Project it or I'll turn you off."

Avatar (appears, stamps foot and pouts): "You were SO rude to me last time.."

C: "Well, stop back seat driving.."

Avatar: "Consul, I'm a navigation tool. You're supposed to listen to me and do what I say. Turn right in 200 meters."

C: "I've told you and your GPS mate a thousand times..that way takes about five minutes longer."

Avatar: "Well adjust your road preferences you stubborn old fart."

C (swats avatar with rolled up newspaper): Don't you 'stubborn old fart ' me!.."

etc.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 27 2006

got you a Bluetooth Barbie here... http://www.engadget...h-star-trek-barbie/
[xandram, Dec 27 2006]

+ cute, but possibly annoying...
-- xandram, Dec 27 2006


Please don't make me get nasty on my first day back.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 27 2006


I didn't say you were nasty, thank you for your welcome, and I reject your legitimacy and substitute my own.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 27 2006


I think MythBusters quoted it from somewhere else.
-- BJS, Dec 27 2006


One could project the hologram into a 5 inch dash mounted block of frosted Lexan, using lasers positioned circumferentially around the block. Monochrome would be easiest, but might not do Barbie justice.
-- bungston, Dec 27 2006


You could do a HUD on the windshield without the need for holograms.
-- MechE, Dec 28 2006


I've already got something cute but annoying that tells me where to turn, why would I want this?
-- BunsenHoneydew, Dec 30 2006



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