Just give me a giant foam rectangle with which to fly. Closed Cell Cross linked poly olefin sandwhich layered with two different densities, lighter in the middle, please.
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 05 2016

OK, I would be very happy to provide the foam rectangle if someone else can lend me the use of a tall building. Oh, and if someone can bring a video camera that would be great.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 06 2016


standing take off, level surface
-- JesusHChrist, Dec 06 2016


crouching tiger, hidden dragon
-- hippo, Dec 06 2016


//standing take off, level surface//

Now, where's the excitement in that? And where's the conviction? From a level surface, you'll just be a strange person running around with a large foam rectangle and a look of fading optimism. From a height, you'll have much more impact.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 06 2016


//a strange person running around with a large foam rectangle and a look of fading optimism//

You've seen me surfing, then.
-- pertinax, Dec 06 2016


I seem to recall a Mythbusters where they tried to fly with large pieces of plywood. I recall Jaime was nervous about making the jump. Lets see if theres a link
-- bungston, Dec 06 2016



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