Include dietary advice like:
"Eating candy is bad for you. Why not try a nice hard boiled egg for a treat instead?
How to do: Place your eggs in a pot and cover with cold water by 1 inch. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, then cover, remove from the heat and set aside 8 to 10 minutes. Drain, cool in ice water and peel.
The yolk is a storehouse of vitamins and minerals. One egg yolk contains vitamin A, vitamin D, vitamin B6, Iron and vitamin B12."
The card would come taped to a raw egg that they can take home and cook according to the instructions. Get them on the road to good nutrition!-- doctorremulac3, Nov 08 2018 Inspired by this stroke of genius. Safe_20Halloween_20Coupon_20Handouts [doctorremulac3, Nov 08 2018] I suspect you'd be cleaning raw egg AND egg soaked cards from your windows the next day.-- bs0u0155, Nov 08 2018 I'm with [bs] on this one. I also thought this was a [beany] idea until I scrolled down.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 08 2018 It makes more sense to hand out cigarettes and alcohol, thus promulgating the message "Do things that damage yourself ! Indulge yourself, work hard, pay lots of tax, then die young of preventable disease, before you can claim any retirement benefts !"-- 8th of 7, Nov 08 2018 // I also thought this was a [beany] idea until I scrolled down. //
Are you sure? The title has every word capitalized, and doesn't contain a verb phrase that states what the invention does.-- notexactly, Nov 08 2018 Never heard of a verb phrase.
So a verb phrase version would be "Nutrition Card Advises Kids..."?
Learn something new every day.-- doctorremulac3, Nov 08 2018 That's pretty much what I meant.-- notexactly, Nov 08 2018 // I suspect you'd be cleaning raw egg AND egg soaked cards from your windows the next day.//
I think that's the joke.-- Voice, Nov 09 2018 Bah, humbug. Getting in practice.-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 09 2018 You're not supposed to give out humbugs - too sugary. Eggs, green vegetables, tofu, yoghurt ... got to be a huge hit with kids.
You just need to persuade them to Give Peas A Chance ...-- 8th of 7, Nov 09 2018 I don't see what could possibly go wrong. For best results, also distribute discount (1-ply) toilet tissue rolls with a note about saving money for retirement.-- sninctown, Nov 11 2018 Like a whole "Nutrition / Sound Investment Strategy / Body Cleanliness" kit? I like it!-- doctorremulac3, Nov 12 2018 // I was practically on a crisps and mars bar diet //
That explains a lot. Did you chew the heads off your lead soldiers, too ?-- 8th of 7, Nov 12 2018 random, halfbakery