Science: Health: Stress Relief: Anger
Grilly Willy Stress Sausage   (+3, -2)  [vote for, against]
Cross your legs, lads.

A pork-product food item, made in the image of a male erm.. member.

For all those women (or men) who want to take out their aggression against the man (or men) who done them wrong.

Differing levels of agression/frustration can be reflected in the treatment of the sausage. A light toasting for slight miffedness, a thorough grilling for major grudges, barbecue incineration for "they're-all-b*stards-style hate binge.

And, of course, think of the symbolic and theraputic possibilities of cutting, chewing etc.
-- squeak, May 02 2003

(???) Martian Eye Popper http://www.funforal..._popping_thing.html
I think an inappropriately shaped version of this would release more stress. And may well exist (can't go looking from here). [DrCurry, Oct 21 2004]

-- ato_de, May 02 2003

Exactly [drcurry]. It enables women or men, depending on your orientation, can relieve stress without actually causing any harm to the swine and without being arrested for practicing anger management. Pacifist peperoni , if you will. Think of it as an edible version of those Manager-shaped punch bags.
-- squeak, May 02 2003

You're obviously a male squeak.
-- waugsqueke, May 02 2003

No comment [waugs)
-- squeak, May 02 2003

Perhaps someone toasted squeak's sausage, hence the name.
-- DrCurry, May 02 2003

not too sure about the category.

is there a veggie option for religious or other reasons?
-- po, May 02 2003

Why is the shape inappropriate, [DrC]?
-- bristolz, May 02 2003

bris: as in "inappropriate content". Politically incorrect, if you will. Or anatomically correct, if you're really being a stickler.
-- DrCurry, May 02 2003

aint he coy? makes me want to pat him on the head and give him a sugar lump.
-- po, May 02 2003

I've found that a warm banana fritter fits the bill.
-- Helium, May 02 2003

Obligatory yes, we have no bananas today Post
-- thumbwax, May 03 2003

Boasting again.
-- egbert, Jun 11 2003

Well [po]. I would have to market a non-pork, circumcised version to cater for some people's religious leanings, but vegetarians?

A strategically whittled courgette? It just wouldn't look right.

Much as I'd hate to, I suppose I'd have to resort to the Linda McCartney option.
Quorn balls anyone? Tofu todger? No? Y'sure now?
Ah well, all the more for me

I still can't believe this got (fish)boned. I thought it would be my moment of glory. I may need counseling.
-- squeak, Oct 01 2003

I voted for. [squeak] I can give you my shrinks number if you want.
-- nichpo, Oct 01 2003

Aw.I always like you [nichpo]. Aint you sweet.
-- squeak, Oct 01 2003

(blush) shucks (stares at shoes in embarresment)
-- nichpo, Oct 01 2003

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