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Double barreled shotgun double cartridge

Daddy left me pots and pots so I am loaded, but I am not a very good shot at all.

Therefore I would pay anything for the 'Grousimator Gemini' double-barreled shot gun double cartridge.

I shoot- I miss- as usual. Today I quickly reach for the 'G-G' cartridge and lo, I can load both barrels in the time it takes to load one.

'Top hole', I ejaculate to myself, smugly.
-- bhumphrys, Oct 08 2013

automatic shotgun http://en.wikipedia...son_Assault_Shotgun
[bs0u0155, Oct 08 2013]

Shotgun Tracer http://www.fiocchiu...hi_ammunition_.aspx
[bs0u0155, Oct 08 2013]

try the automatic shotgun. For extra fun they make tracer round for them too. So you can just treat it like a lethal-lead hosepipe.
-- bs0u0155, Oct 08 2013

What [bs0u0155] said, plus go for a 10-gauge instead of a 12-gauge.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 08 2013

Well, you certainly get credit for conservation - three previous ideas, five links and eight annos since 2007. A hearty welcome back to you.
-- normzone, Oct 08 2013

//I can load both barrels in the time it takes to load one.//

What kind of a gentleman loads his _own_ gun? You're taking bread from the mouths of loaders.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 08 2013

The economy being what it is, [Max], belts must be tightened and sacrifices made. Why, I myself have had to forgo my usual hunting mount in favour of a Sixth Horse, and may be forced to an Eighth or even Tenth Horse unless things soon improve.
-- ytk, Oct 08 2013

That's shocking, [ytk]. However, [bhumphrys] cannot plead poverty as an excuse - I understand that Dame Edna DVDs continue to sell well.

He could at least afford someone to load on his bequarter.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 08 2013

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