Apply directly to the firearm.-- tatterdemalion, Oct 09 2013 Er...-- Alterother, Oct 09 2013 Uhm...-- blissmiss, Oct 09 2013 If this is a "cold, dead hands" joke we are unimpressed.-- normzone, Oct 10 2013 This might be the single most brilliant idea ever posted to the Halfbakery. It's not, but it might be.-- ytk, Oct 10 2013 Stick'em up?-- AusCan531, Oct 10 2013 Close... stick to your guns.
Reviews are in. "This might be the single most brilliant idea ever posted to the Halfbakery." - ytk-- tatterdemalion, Oct 10 2013 Get a grip...-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 10 2013 Solvent could be applied to the gunked-up mechanism and the weapon could be refurbished.
It's much more effective to remove the firing pin and spike the barrel.-- the porpoise, Oct 10 2013 A sure remedy for loose cannons, mayhap ...-- 8th of 7, Oct 10 2013 Get the to a gunnery-- theircompetitor, Oct 10 2013 This is beginning to bore.-- 8th of 7, Oct 10 2013 I guess if the plot line of the movie never calls for reloading, it might be ok.-- lurch, Oct 10 2013 yes, certainly a sticky situation, but it's not like I call the shots.-- theircompetitor, Oct 10 2013 Barreling right along here, what a site.-- normzone, Oct 10 2013 "What goes a round, comes a round" would be the stock answer.-- 8th of 7, Oct 10 2013 There must be a tacky butt joke in there somewhere... I just can't quite stick my finger on it.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 10 2013 Bear in mind that butt jokes often have a checkered history, which you would realise if you had any foresight.-- 8th of 7, Oct 10 2013 Well, that seems to have cleared the chamber.-- Alterother, Oct 11 2013 I was rifling through my gun jokes...-- not_morrison_rm, Oct 11 2013 Presumably you have a range of them ?-- 8th of 7, Oct 11 2013 Have you checked in Maggie's drawers?-- Alterother, Oct 11 2013 Yes, do be careful or you'll end up taking a bermanent vacation.-- Alterother, Oct 11 2013 This is not what I was shooting for, but I'll take it.-- tatterdemalion, Oct 11 2013 Involuntary semi-automatic response goes here. On second thought, I'll just read my magazine.-- normzone, Oct 11 2013 well, the good news is that when you run short of ammunition, you can always use it as a club-- theircompetitor, Oct 11 2013 yes, I had that movie in my sights too-- theircompetitor, Oct 11 2013 The scope of this posting might need to be capped. It seems to be obscured by some kind of black powder. What a ball...-- normzone, Oct 11 2013 pun infestation [+]-- Voice, Oct 11 2013 Does that call for pun control?-- normzone, Oct 12 2013 Get your puns off of me, you damn dirty apes!-- Alterother, Oct 12 2013 Go ahead, pun, make my day.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 12 2013 "Punfight at the HB Corral"…-- 8th of 7, Oct 12 2013 random, halfbakery