Looking for a weight loss alternative which doesn't involve dieting, trainers, or exercise equipment?
Do you lack the self motivation to exercise at home yet still want to lose a few pounds?

Just check yourself into a Gyrodome.
These circular structures can only be accessed by their central reception areas because the entire place never ceases to spin.
Consisting of concentric rings, each outward level equates to an extra quarter of one earth gravity, with each floor marginally tilted to maintain inner ear equilibrium.

Why if you visit the level five pub you'll burn more calories just playing darts than there are calories in your beer.

Go ahead, order the nachos with extra cheese.
You'll have earned it.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 04 2013

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