Halfbakery: Criticism
HB Golden Boner Award   (+2, -6)  [vote for, against]
Given out every year to the person who throws the most bones.

And yes, it's shaped like a boner.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023

How many fishbones have you given out? https://www.halfbak...d_20I_20fishbone_3f
[a1, Mar 21 2023]

And how many buns? https://www.halfbak..._20did_20I_20bun_3f
[a1, Mar 21 2023]

Yikes! My most boned idea as been unboned! iPhone
[doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023]

I fishboned WHAT? https://www.halfbak...d_20I_20fishbone_3f
List of idea titles by author [a1, Mar 21 2023]

I bunned WHAT? https://www.halfbak..._20did_20I_20bun_3f
[a1, Mar 21 2023]

For tinkering https://www.halfbak...bone_3f?op=editview
Edit the view to see how it works. [a1, Mar 24 2023]

Don't encourage me!
-- pocmloc, Mar 21 2023


Hold my croissant.
-- 21 Quest, Mar 21 2023


See first two links. They will show respectively how many fishbones and buns you've handed out, by user.
-- a1, Mar 21 2023


Dang!

What do I do!

If I bun you might think I'm not entering into the spirit of the suggestion, if I bone you might think I really don't like it.

[Head implodes while trying to decide if to bun or to bone]
-- Skewed, Mar 21 2023


Bone or bun, it's all in fun.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023


Ever the poet.
-- a1, Mar 21 2023


//Hold my croissant//

I'm glad you didn't say... well... the other thing.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023


How many bones to get the coveted 2.5 fishbones? Here, I'll add one. [-]

Can I get some help here? My record is when I invented the iPhone years before Steve Jobs. (link)

Aww bloody hell! My only 2.5 bone idea has been bunned down to only two!

Okay, let's get this one up there. 2.5 bones! Here we go!
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023


[a1] your fishbone tally links seems to be broken. There's no way I have only handed out 2 fishbones here. I can believe 127 buns.

Is it counting the number of boned users, or boned ideas? Either way I still don't believe 2. Maybe I need to start boning other people promiscuously.
-- pocmloc, Mar 21 2023


There is no way those figures are accurate. An average of 4.5 bones per year over the 17 years I've been here? There ain't no goddamn way I've been that nice!
-- 21 Quest, Mar 21 2023


The votes didn't come back after the crash.

...you've mellowed with age.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2023


It should be giving you a list of usernames with a number after each. At least it did for me. Checking now to see if I can figure out how it might break for some people.

I just did a pair that show the actual idea titles. Do they give different counts?
-- a1, Mar 21 2023


It won't give you any vote data prior to '04.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2023


It will count votes you cast today on older ideas (tested just now). I think you mean it won’t count votes you might have CAST prior to 2004, due to the crash? But as my current account hasn’t been here that long I’ll have to ask someone else to verify.
-- a1, Mar 22 2023


Only six bones?

Seriously, I’m hoping to achieve my first 2.5 bone idea since the iPhone post all those years ago. I will absolutely not have my feelings hurt, it is actually an act of friendliness to bone this idea.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 22 2023


// But as my current account hasn’t been here that long I’ll have to ask someone else to verify.//

How long were your other accounts here for?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 22 2023


Those last two are actually 'I self-bunned how many times' and 'I self-boned how many times'
-- mylodon, Mar 24 2023


Well that's just because you bun/bone yourself at night...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 24 2023


...and that's okay.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 24 2023


// Those last two are actually 'I self-bunned how many times' and 'I self-boned how many times'//

[mylodon], that’s not the expected output.

I've added a link for tinkering if anyone wants to see how it works (or doesn't].
-- a1, Mar 24 2023


It's not working [doc]! .. someone else bunned you ;D
-- Skewed, Mar 26 2023


Awww, thank you Skewed! (I bet it was you)

I gave up though, I'll never match my iPhone invention and its 20 or so bones. Ahh well.
-- doctorremulac3, Mar 26 2023


I'll take that bet! How much? ;D
-- Skewed, Mar 26 2023



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