Pick various interesting ideas and send out press releases saying it's actually being done. Custard speed bumps, flash bang incense, that sort of stuff could make for interesting, if fake, news stories.
-- doctorremulac3, Jun 15 2019

And in the category of most beautuful model demonstrating a custard speed bump... https://www.youtube...watch?v=2fng6gCjl58
[doctorremulac3, Jun 18 2019]

You do know that custard speed bumps are a real thing now right?

No really.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 18 2019


Oh yes. It's time we troll the world with our collective wisdom. Point levels ranked by absurdity and market penetration.

Sturton has to abstain, though.
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 20 2019



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