A pair of nun-chucks disguised as a pair of croissants(albeit with a piece of chain in the middle), for when those ninja assasins insist upon interupting your breakfast.

Also availiable fishbone shuriken.
-- kaz, Jan 14 2003

Throwing Starfish
-- thumbwax, Jan 14 2003


PDA's.
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 14 2003


Katana Croissant-slicer
-- 8th of 7, Jan 15 2003


When you can take the croissant from my hand, it is time for you to go, grasshopper.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 15 2003


How many nuns could a nun chuck, chuck, if a nun could chuck nuns, chuck?
-- po, Jan 15 2003


How many balls would Woods hit in the woods with woods, if Woods could?
-- FarmerJohn, Jan 15 2003


42?

I want a crossiant scimitar.
-- talen, Jan 16 2003


How many nuns would chuck upchuck if he could chug nuns?
-- thumbwax, Jan 16 2003


Concealed ‘Butterfly’ Swiss Army Knife, Quadra-Sectional Staff, and spring loaded Tonfas. Can I bring my pet dragon?
-- Shz, Jan 16 2003


//Is nun chucking anything like dwarf tossing?//

UnaBubba's seen "The Two Towers" hasn't he, not that, thats a bad thing of course.
-- talen, Jan 16 2003


Perhaps they were "short" of material, ha-ha.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 16 2003


I thought dwarf tossing was something that was practised solely by a dwarf and his wife
or maybe a dwarven prostitute :P
-- kaz, Jan 16 2003


wahja
-- non, Jan 19 2003


// I cannot believe the editors left the joke in the movie. //

Neither can I. Low point of the film, probably of the series.
-- waugsqueke, Jan 19 2003


saw the two towers last night, can you tell me where's the "politically incorect" dwarf tossing? I did see one incident where the dwarf was tossed, but it seem to me entirely appropriate to the plot.
-- senatorjam, Jan 19 2003


And it is a drastic change from the first movie where Gimli refused to be tossed while in Moria, "No one tosses a dwarf!"
-- talen, Jan 20 2003



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