So it looks like the birds are pecking its eyes out.

It would be on a pike obviously.
-- doctorremulac3, Aug 26 2020

Birds_20Who_20Get_20to_20Eat_20Cats [xenzag, Aug 26 2020]

// It would be on a pike obviously. //

There could be a special version for parrots, in which the support pole has a built-in voice response system.

Thus when the parrot asks "Who's a pretty boy*, then ?", the owner would have a perfect opportunity to call out "Don't tell him, Pike ! " in imitation of Captain George Mainwaring.

Then again, that would probably lose its enjoyment after the first five or six thousand repetitions ...

*Other genders of parrot** are available - enquire at your friendly local pet shop for more information.

** Purchasers are advised to avoid the Norwegian Blue, which despite having beautiful plumage is very prone to abrupt death.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 26 2020


It's official then. The eyes have it. Motion carried.

<slams gavel>

Wait... you still have birds in October?!
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 26 2020


We have them all Winter. The little teeny guys. The ones in the big fake fur coats and snowboots. Well, sometimes that is.
-- blissmiss, Aug 26 2020


Here the crows stay all winter... everything else with wings seems to vacate.

It's always made me wonder why there are no white arctic crows.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 26 2020


//Not a new idea ... “But this one lets the birds poke at the EYES! And it’s on a PIKE!” — kdf, Aug 26 2020//

I assume kdf stands for king dumb-fuck.

The idea is just a joke. Like your face.
-- doctorremulac3, Aug 26 2020


Wait.... "fake" ?
-- FlyingToaster, Aug 26 2020


Shhh. The original non-fake design ran into ... petty legal issues.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 26 2020



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