Fashion: Hi-tech
Handshakes for the Good of Mankind   (+3)  [vote for, against]
Clothing with Built-In Hand Sanitizer Allows for Germ-Killing Secret Handshakes

Q waved Agent Double-Oh-Seven-and-a-Half over to his side of the test lab.
"Blonde, I've got something to show you. Here, put this sport jacket on."

"A bit stiff in the arms, it seems, Q?"

"Quite right. There are two small tubes that run from containers sewn into the breast. One of them contains a deadly but slow-spreading pathogen, and one of them contains rather ordinary hand sanitizer. The tubes carry these to micro-spray nozzles in the cuff of your right hand. When you go to meet your contact, press the green button on your watch for a quick shot of hand sanitizer, and then give him the secret handwashing handshake of the Wah Ching. The red button releases the pathogen. Press it just before you greet the Wah Ching leader. Do not confuse the two buttons, Double-Oh-Seven-and-a- half, and be sure and push the green button to sanitize yourself after you have pushed the red one. And do not touch any body part before doing that."

"Q, you do of course, realize, that I am colorblind?"

"Damn, I'll have the boys fix that right away..."
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 23 2020

// do not touch any body part before doing that //

Your own, or someone else's ?
-- 8th of 7, Apr 23 2020


Good work, [Ray]. [+]. But before anyone notices, you might like to swap out "characterized by" for a different phrase.
-- pertinax, Apr 23 2020


Boy. That IS clunky. Writing test procedures does that to you. Fixed.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 23 2020


Nice, but now I want to read the clunk.
-- wjt, Apr 25 2020


What about a glove with a soft pouch full of sanitizer in the palm? Every time you shake someone’s hands, the pressure from the handshake will squeeze out a bit of sanitizer into the glove, cleaning your hand
-- Casso, Apr 26 2020


The target will be likely to notice you're wearing a glove.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 26 2020


Hmm, nice idea.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 26 2020



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