Hauswerk is a cleaning service for those wishing to project an air of high-tech sophistication who find themselves short of the necessary funds.

Hauswerk offers the client an all-round domestic chores service from trained housework profressionals, all dressed up as robots. A range of styles are available, at competitive prices.
-- my face your, Nov 26 2002

Domestic Robots http://www.androidworld.com/prod27.htm
Expensive... [my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 1: Rosie http://www.jeffbots.com/rosie.gif
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 2: Robbie http://news.bbc.co....obots-robbie150.jpg
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 3: Frank http://www.robotfrank.com/listbot1.jpg
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 4: The men machine http://perso.wanado...images/krafman3.gif
Suitable for team cleaning of commercial premises. [my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Domestic Robots - "for the wealthy" http://news.bbc.co....sci/tech/465305.stm
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

Style 5: Woody http://www.imdb.com/Title?0070707
Sleeper. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004]

Shields and Yarnell http://www.robertsh...design.com/sny.html
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004]

Surely this should be a collection of weird German robots with side partings and sinister smiles?

(after checking lik 4.... yeah, just like that!)
-- Jinbish, Nov 26 2002


Perhaps you should get one of these to do your logging on for you? Welcome back, wondered where you'd got to.
-- egbert, Nov 26 2002


"Home again, home again, clickety click ....... Good Evening, JF !".

No replicants today, thankyou.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 26 2002


<AI>Starving minds, welcome to Dr. Know! Where fast food for thought is served up 24 hours a day, in 40,000 locations nationwide. Ask. Dr. Know - there's nothing I don't.</AI> <Bicentennial Man>Why did the chicken cross the road?</BM>
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 26 2002


You get the all-time prize for half-baked account name (what on earth does it mean?!), but not, I'm afraid, for the idea. I like my housemaids dressed as maids.
-- dalek, Nov 26 2002


its a whole new language
my face your November
my face your May,
my face your croissant
-- po, Nov 26 2002


Hauswerk/Kraftwerk
-- skinflaps, Nov 26 2002


Thats the pun...see my anno (and link 4).
-- Jinbish, Nov 26 2002


Very shrewd,Vor spruck von hauswerk
-- skinflaps, Nov 26 2002



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