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Heartbreak Hotel   (+11, -1)  [vote for, against]
what some of our visitors said about us …

“I must applaud your decision to purchase your mattresses from ‘Hard as Nails Inc.’”

“& looking forward to re-visiting your hotel next time I get unceremoniously dumped by some heartless b*****d”

“excellent, the food was bland, the beer was warm and the staff were completely indifferent…”

“I chose to stay at your hotel because I did not want to be surrounded by happy people at a time when I was feeling so totally rejected. I was not disappointed”

“would your chef send me the recipe for that lumpy custard?”

“…your staff showed genuine apathy for your customers! Congratulations!”

“the bar staff were great. I particularly liked the ‘Mexican Deathwish’ and the ‘mind eraser’”
-- po, Oct 18 2005

Baked? http://www.fawltysite.net/
[angel, Oct 19 2005]

Cryettes An empty box of these in every room. [phundug, Oct 20 2005]

"Thankyou for your total contempt, it was comforting to have my complete lack of self-esteem vindicated. I shall be returning after my next disasterous fling to be ignored by your attractive and unavailable barmaid."
-- wagster, Oct 19 2005


" My wife and I particularly enjoyed the outside bedding, toilet and shower facilities "
-- skinflaps, Oct 19 2005


"I particularly enjoyed the non functioning list, errr I mean lift."
-- hidden truths, Oct 19 2005


"Taking my child's hamster and presenting it as a rat in the ratatouille was a stroke of heartbreaking genius.."
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Oct 19 2005


actually more than a touch! <scratch>
-- po, Oct 20 2005


//“excellent, the food was bland, the beer was warm and the staff were completely indifferent… // . . . cured my homesickness right up."
-- phundug, Oct 20 2005


"Oh, and give my compliments to the serial-killer- masquerading-as-a-chef"
-- Mr Phase, Oct 20 2005


I especially appretiated the tv and internet services that, according to your staff, was just added, and "superb", while being "under maintanance" the entire weekend. The staf infection I got from your shower was also nice.
-- Weirdo55, Oct 20 2005


Roomservice catered by 'Good God It's Monday's.'
-- RayfordSteele, Oct 20 2005


a'choo
-- po, Oct 21 2005


"The one cold setting AC only helped me fully explore my feeling bitter and cold"
-- Antegrity, Oct 22 2005


Oh Honey Bun, You so need an Alpha male
-- The Kat, Oct 23 2005


And the movie selection! how long has it been since I cried over Debra Winger...
-- dentworth, Oct 23 2005



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