Food: Beer: Additive
Helium Lager   (-2)  [vote for, against]
The more you drink, the squeakier you get.

Make lager using Helium instead of Carbon Dioxide to make it "Fizzy", imagine a couple of drunks trying to get another pint come last orders. Or, someone trying to pick a fight with you, sounding like Donald Duck. I mean, lets be honest, you would just piss yourself laughing wouldn't you.....
-- Micky Dread, Oct 30 2003

We've kind of done this before http://www.halfbake.../idea/Helium_20soda
[PiledHigherandDeeper, Oct 21 2004]

Willy Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Gas
[Fishrat, Oct 21 2004]

Would helium make a drink fizzy?  I'm thinking no.
-- bristolz, Oct 30 2003

Is there a chance that if I skull enough beer quickly enough that I could potentially float away. Or just feel lighter on my feet..?
-- Supercruiser, Oct 30 2003

Bristolz: Well, I don't know. Nitrogen bubbles form in the blood stream when divers ascend too quickly, so maybe Helium bubbles would form in a Keg of beer under pressure.....
-- Micky Dread, Oct 30 2003

That may be but the helium would need to be inhaled in order to change the pitch of your voice. Unless of course you are one of those people that can talk while burping.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 30 2003

[Supercruiser] Your idea is something Roald Dhal played on, in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". Willy Wonka invented Fizzy Lifting Gas, which Charlie tried, and subsequently he had to belch heartily in order to return to ground. [link]
-- Fishrat, Oct 30 2003

... except [Fishrat], me old chum, that's only in the film version. In the book Charlie merely asks about the produce.
-- PeterSilly, Oct 30 2003

Next you'll be telling me Augustus Gloop didn't nearly drown in the chocolate river. Still, as long as the Oompah Loompahs are real, I'm happy.
-- Fishrat, Oct 30 2003

He He
-- PeterSilly, Oct 30 2003

// Unless of course you are one of those people that can talk while burping. //

I can do that!
-- PauloSargaco, Oct 30 2003

Wouldn't this kill me?
-- Shadow Phoenix, Oct 25 2007

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