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Fashion: Protection: Environmental
High Heeled Clown Boots   (+7)  [vote for, against]
Why not ?

Enormously long-toed clown boots with four inch high heels.

Totally impractical, nearly impossible to walk in. Causes pain and, ultimately, arthritis, deformity and circulation problems.

Big plus: can be worn outdoors, even in the rain, and certainly no worse than many other types of footwear human females insist on inflicting on themselves.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 08 2011

Short toe version http://www.go4costu...els-Adult/index.php
[normzone, Jun 08 2011]

first shot is of high heeled clown shoe http://www.spike.co...wh5ia/hooker-clowns
there you go [JesusHChrist, Jun 11 2011]

White stilletoes on a clown eh?
Slapper stick comedy?
-- goff, Jun 08 2011


Clown shoes make the clown, and I can see no reason that stiltetto heeled clown boots could not make the supraglamorous uberbabe clown.
-- bungston, Jun 08 2011


I imagine this would be very popular with clown hookers. Bun! [+]
-- Grogster, Jun 10 2011


I can't imagine that clown hookers are very popular. Bun! [+]
-- gnomethang, Jun 10 2011


[+] clown hookers... must... not... google...
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 10 2011


"Immediate expulsion from the Collective, followed instantly by summary execution"
-- 8th of 7, Jun 10 2011


I always thought that the point about homogenising swarms, or even hegemonizing swarms, was that they weren't actually evil. Just really 'focused' on their day to day.
-- gnomethang, Jun 11 2011


Well, you know how it goes, you say "potato", we say "Resistance Is Futile" ...
-- 8th of 7, Jun 11 2011


I want to pop a balloon with my heel - POP!
-- po, Jun 11 2011



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