Product: Food Dispenser
High altitude baboons   (+10, -3)  [vote for, against]
For [bliss]

Trained baboons to serve drinks on planes, much cheaper for the airlines than a stewardess so consequently the price of your ticket would be reduced.
-- Skewed, Jul 09 2014

For those who want to know why,,. Buoyancy_2fthrust_2...0altitude_20balloon
look at the Jul 09 2014 annos [Skewed, Jul 09 2014, last modified Jul 16 2014]

Finally, an idea I can bum. I mean bun.
-- blissmiss, Jul 09 2014

We suggest Orang-Utans.

They are intelligent, and remarkably agile. Getting items from overhead lockers would be easy, and their massive reach would make serving passengers in the window seat trivial. Add a few grips above head height and they could move rapidly around the cabin without using or obstructing the aisles.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 09 2014

Have we a stewardess in the bakery, I've just been boned?
-- Skewed, Jul 09 2014

//We suggest Orang-Utans//

I can think of no reasonable or logical reason to reject you're proposal (8th), they would indeed be ideal.

To preserve the joke though (not to mention title integrity) we'll have to put them in baboon masks & strap fake baboon bums to their arses.
-- Skewed, Jul 09 2014

Sp.: "Altitude"
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 09 2014

Has to hold back hand in response to posting "fake baboon bums", for all the obvious reasons.
-- blissmiss, Jul 09 2014

<obligatory Goon Show reference>

Bloodnock: Have a gorilla

Seagoon: No thanks, they make me cough...
-- not_morrison_rm, Jul 10 2014

They could do the safety demonstration upside down. [+]
-- pertinax, Jul 10 2014

//We suggest Orang-Utans. They are intelligent, and remarkably agile.//

There speaks a borg who has been outwitted by an orang-utan.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 10 2014

//Have we a stewardess in the bakery, I've just been boned?//

Um... no, no that's not right, that would have to be a steward. slapped with a fish?, yes that was it, I was slapped with a fish...
-- Skewed, Jul 11 2014

Hurts don't it. Try some aloe on it. Could have been the autoboner. In that case, welcome to the dark side.
-- blissmiss, Jul 11 2014

Wouldn't it be them rather than me going dark side as it were?
-- Skewed, Jul 11 2014

//There speaks a borg who has been outwitted by an orang-utan

Not to mention their silence on their time in the Papacy, I mean, the Borgias, bit of a give away...
-- not_morrison_rm, Jul 11 2014

It was fun while it lasted …
-- 8th of 7, Jul 12 2014

Not merely borg but Infallible borg....that must have been interesting...
-- not_morrison_rm, Jul 12 2014

random, halfbakery