Product: Toy: Transportation
Hopperoids   (+4)  [vote for, against]

A three feet tall inflatable rubber egg with a smiley face and ears that you use as handles. Designed with a depression in the top so that people inflicted with piles can once again enjoy bouncing around without the pain.
-- rambling_sid, Dec 16 2004

Spacehopper http://www.synvisc....der/spacehopper.jpg
Piles perhaps? [skinflaps, Dec 16 2004]

(?) "These aren't the 'roids you're looking for" http://members.roge...ers/mindtricksm.gif
[calum, Dec 16 2004]

(?) Starhoppers http://members.roge...masher/pictures.htm
[calum, Dec 16 2004]

Spacehopper with a headache?
-- skinflaps, Dec 16 2004

calum, that link's great. Someone has a deeply surreal sense of humour.
-- david_scothern, Dec 16 2004

Lobotomised bouncer for 'roids sufferers! Cool!
-- Captain_Ignorant, Dec 17 2004

[skinflaps]' link inspired me to change my mode of transportation to work.
-- Machiavelli, Dec 17 2004

For a severe case, fill the depression up with soothing ointment and travel nude.
-- Captain_Ignorant, Dec 18 2004

dennis hopperoids was great in 'blue vinyl.'
-- benfrost, Dec 18 2004

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