The idea is to make a lurid green baby feed milk by including some harmless extra (and perhaps even beneficial) compound in it as part of a Horror Brand Range of Baby Food.

All babies frequently throw up the contents of their stomachs for a variety of reasons. With a baby fed on bright green milk, the new result will be the re-creation of the famous scene in the Exorcist, when Linda Blair sprays pea soup over the visiting priest.

There is no practical advantage to having a baby that can do this, but I feel that a clear gap in the baby food market exists for appropriately named Horror Brand products. In this case the milk would probably be called Exorsicko.
-- xenzag, Dec 15 2016

// There is no practical advantage to having a baby that can do this, //

There is no practical advantage to having a baby.

Anything that has any chance of helping stop your species reproducing has got to be worth a bun ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 15 2016


Agreed.
-- xenzag, Dec 16 2016


How about an alternative protocol for caesarians in which, once the incision is made, the patient is dressed in a T-shirt and held down on a canteen table until the infant makes itself known?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2016


I like Max's idea
-- hippo, Dec 16 2016


Thank you. It would have the added charm that, as the emergent infant scurried away into a dark corner, it would be brought up sharp by the umbilical cord going "badoing".
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2016



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