Sometimes livestock can be so stubborn. But so can kids, spouses, co-workers, the general public and the universe. I can't solve those problems for you, but I can take care of the livestock. Simply outfit Trigger/Silver/Mr. Ed with a pair of Horse Skates and you can move him wherever you want. Maybe even pull HIM for once! Standard horseshoes would be welded to a skate truck and then tacked to the hoof. there might be a learning curve for your equestrian friend, but once he got the hang of it you could enter him into roller derby.
C'mon, who wouldn't want a HORSE on their roller derby team? Go get 'em Wildfire! Break a leg!-- bdag, Nov 03 2009 roller skate shaped like a horse http://www.google.c...=onepage&q=&f=false [xaviergisz, Nov 04 2009] Jimmy the roller-skating horse http://horsecrazyho...-roller-skates.html [xaviergisz, Nov 04 2009] I'm not sure that someone posting something somewhere else is grounds for deletion. It could do with a little more work though - at the moment it's merely a quick route to putting down a lame horse.-- wagster, Nov 03 2009 Sorry [21Quest] but that doesn't look like an invention to me. I am deleting your post since you committed the crime of using the [m-f-d] tag without being a moderator.
Edited: Sorry [21Quest] but I am deleting your posts because they are all so far insulting, spiteful, and ill-mannered.-- bdag, Nov 03 2009 Any user can [m-f-d], only the moderators can act on the suggestion.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 03 2009 //Any user can [m-f-d]//
...but some users [m-f-d] more often than others.-- wagster, Nov 03 2009 It's not necessarily cruel to animals if the details are worked out appropriately. We already put horseshoes on them without their consent. The skates would have to be horse-friendly.-- daseva, Nov 03 2009 //but some users [m-f-d] more often than others// that's because some are LESS equal than others. (I'm not sure what I mean by this, but it sounds like it should mean a lot)-- xenzag, Nov 03 2009 Officer 21Q responded, at the scene he discharged his weapon, injuring himself. No other details are available.-- WcW, Nov 03 2009 To be fair, we also have to introduce "Skate horses": ponies fitted with aqualungs whose job is to help transport elderly flatfish.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 03 2009 Whore skates: cartilaginous fish sell their bodies for money? also?-- daseva, Nov 03 2009 Put you hands togther folks for the......Royal Lipizzaner Stalion-capades!-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 03 2009 thus demonstarting usage of the "Conservation of Spelling Efficacy" Constant for typing...-- FlyingToaster, Nov 03 2009 random, halfbakery