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Food: Condiment
Horseradish dispensing prosthetic pimples   (+6, -3)  [vote for, against]
Just enough to spice things up!

These prosthetic stick on pimples contain a small quantity of high grade fresh ground horseradish. This allows he horseradish lover to dispense just the right amount of their favorite condiment without need to carry about a dedicated container. The natural look of these capsules allows one to take them to weddings or meetings, Or even to enjoy a quick nip in the car. No need to worry about the outside food restriction at the movies. Just bring as much as you want for primo spicey popcorn. The applications are enormous.
-- jhomrighaus, Aug 27 2014

//The applications are enormous// They would have to be, to contain enough horseradish.
-- pocmloc, Aug 27 2014


Perfect, nobody can say a damn thing about it or else they are insensitive.
-- rcarty, Aug 27 2014


This gives a new meaning to sandwich lover. The sight of someone gently stroking their open beef sandwich about their cheeks and lips.
-- wjt, Aug 27 2014


Well, nice to see you [jhom]!! Remember we met in NYC..the old days of the hb!
-- xandram, Aug 27 2014


It's like a 3rd to 10th nipple which babies leave untrammeled!
-- 4and20, Aug 27 2014


Well, at least it's not in other:general.
-- normzone, Aug 27 2014


I want to bone this as gross-out humor but I just can't.
-- Voice, Aug 27 2014


You could have a couple of extra ones for mustard or for mint sauce as well.
-- pocmloc, Aug 27 2014


And a second or replacement wasabibogey dispensing nose, n'all.
-- calum, Aug 27 2014


//I want to bone this as gross-out humor but I just can't.//

Allow me.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 27 2014


[+] but only because I've had "not with a bang, but with a <splorch>" running through my mind for the last couple days as a response to the "Indignitas" post.
-- FlyingToaster, Aug 28 2014


jhomrighaus

i am so enormously jealous of this idea this is really a good one

this idea is so good that I spent some time looking at all of your posts

i saw pooping gummies for the first time and i just don't know what to say or think anymore.

i have to say I am completely opposed to governing rocking chair speed by any means especially a brake.

+
-- vfrackis, Aug 28 2014


//i have to say I am completely opposed to governing rocking chair speed by any means especially a brake. //

You obviously have not tried a quality rocking chair yet. The top of the line models can do so much more.
-- jhomrighaus, Aug 30 2014


//Well, nice to see you [jhom]!! Remember we met in NYC..the old days of the hb!//

I do indeed. Been working so hard last few years. Time just disappears. Thought I would come by and visit again as am on vacation for a week or so.
-- jhomrighaus, Aug 30 2014



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