After getting brain surgery or surviving a ninja attack in which part of your head was slashed, you'll probably be forced to wear an ugly bandage over the wounds. Yes, this is effective and necessary for the healing process, but while you're walking around in the hospital's assless gown (don't they sell stuff like that at novelty shops?) using a cane to help you walk, a bandage just makes you look like a wuss.

This is where the Hospital Afro comes in. Fitted with bandages inside, the Hospital Afro soaks up blood and protects your head from further injury, while tripling its use as a pillow to help you watch TV. Now, with your assless gown and cane, you just look like a pimp.
-- AfroAssault, Oct 11 2001

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Special thanks to Helium and UnaBubba on this idea (read Oct. 10-11 comments) [AfroAssault, Oct 11 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

AfroAsslessault is on a roll this month. One croissant via Unicorn.
-- thumbwax, Oct 11 2001


If your buttocks are wounded could you wear the afro back there instead? "Yeah, they couldn't remove the sheep from my ass but the medication has shrunk it quite a bit." Croissant from me too.
-- Dog Ed, Oct 11 2001


Would there be a version of this to help protect vasectomy stitches?
-- DrBob, Oct 11 2001


you're the doctor
-- po, Oct 11 2001


..an afro for hospital,rather than the hospital run by afroassault
-- technobadger, Oct 11 2001


Private patients being treated in an NHS hospital could have a blond(e) afro, enabling staff to see at a glance those patients who should get the most prompt attention, best food, etc. Oh such cynicism.
-- pussygalore, Oct 11 2001


I see great potential here. It could revolutionize the way patients thank their doctors: headbutts for a job well done.

"Doc! Great sewing, dude! Thanks!" (KOOOSH)
-- 1percent, Oct 11 2001


Peter, was that wishful thinking?
-- AfroAssault, Oct 12 2001


priceless. limp comes free with purchase.
-- lizzaurenpizzagni, Mar 05 2003


I forgot to vote <smacks forehead>
-- po, Aug 01 2004


po, did you get a concussion from hitting your head? If so, wear the 'fro.
-- DesertFox, Mar 01 2005


Useful for those breezy gowns... 'Man does that guy have a hairy a@@'
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 01 2005


"Regular diet tray for Neil Armstrong, room eight"
Don't take it there, that's room six, Michael Jackson.
"Regular too, what's the difference?"
The difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson
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uh, caught an infection during cosmetic surgery.
-- reensure, Mar 01 2005



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