My father once came home from work and announced that the computer (presumably a '70s mainframe or mini) had broken down because it had attempted to subtract a double-barrelled surname.
Although I'm not sure this is true, this kind of thing can be done. Just as hexadecimal consists of the digits 0 to 9 along with A to F, base 36 could be 0 to 9 along with A to Z. This means that a word such as "bad" would have a value of 14629. Therefore a word such as "half-baked" would then be the numbers 20451 and 28869. Subtract the second from the first and you have the "word" "-6hu", which is shorter when written but not said. On the other hand, if the first word in a hyphenated term is longer, the result will be positive, an example being "mid-80s", whose result is "ehl", which can basically be pronounced.
Therefore, my proposal is quite simple: shorten texts by using lots of hyphenated words and saying the result of the second subtracted from the first. It will be hard to pronounce and often lengthen words in speech, but otherwise it's fine.-- nineteenthly, Oct 14 2014 Yes, but what if "bad-ass" comes out the same as "half-baked"?
This is sort of like saying "add all the words together and express the answer as modulo 1", only not quite as much.
Incidentally, your father's story is not quite so far fetched. The IBM machines that were used in the Manhattan project were required to be modified such that, if a particular combination of numbers was fed to them, small gunpowder (or maybe it was guncotton) charges in the programming switches and card stacks would be ignited by little coils. This was to ensure that the machines could be decomissioned in an emergency if there was any risk of them being captured, leaving no clue as to the calculations they had been doing. Some of the later German Enigma machines had something similar.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 14 2014 I feel your account could be interpreted as a pun [MB], but I would like it to be true so I choose to believe that it's so. According to my trusty Jupiter Ace, bad-ass, or rather 36 BASE C! BAD ASS - . , comes out as "hl", so it's OK for that, though I take your point.-- nineteenthly, Oct 14 2014 Also, maximum could be interpreted as (ma) multiplied by (imum). And similarly, either/or could be (either) divided by (or). And, pushing it a little, you could consider t to be similar to +, and so a word such as motor-car could be constructed as (mo)+(or)-(car).-- pocmloc, Oct 14 2014 //According to my trusty Jupiter Ace//
Wowww. I have to say, I am impressed. You program it in Forth?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 14 2014 //-6hu...shorter when written but not said// Not necessarily. I presume you are pronouncing 6hu as six-aytch-yoo. However, if you put on your fake Japanese accent and pronounce it 'sixhoo', all is resolved.-- DrBob, Oct 15 2014 Why are you bothering with numerics ? just use the letters for base 26.
"hi there", being an addition, would be "thfcn".
"e-mail" would be "-maig".-- FlyingToaster, Oct 15 2014 I do program it in FORTH, yes. It's fairly typical of me to back the loser but it was the first item I ever bought with money I earnt myself. It was just simpler than trying to work it out on the Windows calculator. Regarding the number base, I didn't think of that but I did think of using 1 and 0 as letter substitutes to reduce the size of the numbers and so also the calculations involved. [Zen_tom], I'll get back to you.-- nineteenthly, Oct 16 2014 OK, [zen_tom], is that not a function rather than a value? I may have misunderstood, but I have the impression you're describing something which can be plotted as a series of connected diagonal line segments in three dimensional space. Have I got it right?-- nineteenthly, Oct 16 2014 If we follow this usage of punctuation as a mathematical operator, some of the results would be enormous!-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 16 2014 0. 1. There, I've said it all. Anything else is simply redundant.-- RayfordSteele, Oct 16 2014 I think you need something like a chaos plot. It works very nicely for DNA sequences (four letters), but I don't know if there's any reason it wouldn't work for a larger alphabet.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 16 2014 //0. 1. There, I've said it all. Anything else is simply redundant.
Hmm, by removing the zeroes in this fashion, with 1=0, 11=1 and so on, you could save 50% of the bandwidth.
I have this nasty feeling that might just work with enough checksums, and a deity with a strange sense of humour.-- not_morrison_rm, Oct 16 2014 I am afraid zen-toms scheme glimmers with manic madness to me and I had to stop reading it.
But I like nineteethly's idea fine. A problem I have is that is hard to go back: there is a loss of value in subtraction and multiple possible word partners could have the same result.
I propose instead that the entire word without hyphen be converted to a number, and that number reduced to its cube root. Big languages like German could use the 4th or 5th root. Halfbakery or 2045128869 becomes 1269.33 or abfi.cc. The decimal point is pronounced as a cough. If you want the original back, easy - just cube it and there you go. Of course what comes back has no hyphen but they are pretentious anyway.-- bungston, Oct 16 2014 // no hyphen but they are pretentious anyway.
I would quibble with that but I have to --- not_morrison_rm, Oct 16 2014 //I build it myself and they see it working//
Absolutely, [zen_tom]. Skunkworks. Ask forgiveness, not permission. Or go to work with more intelligent people, if you can find them.-- pertinax, Oct 18 2014 //This means that a word such as "bad" would have a value of 14629. Therefore a word such as "half-baked" would then be the numbers 20451 and 28869.//
How do you figure? I get 806883 - 18968773, or "-at9sy". Negative at ninesy.
BTW, the Ruby programming language can do math like this very easily. When you convert a string to an integer or vice versa, you can specify a base between 2 and 36. So the statement ( "half".to_i(36) - "baked".to_i(36) ).to_s(36) will perform this half-baked arithmetic.-- ytk, Oct 19 2014 FORTH does it that way too. It has an 8-bit variable called BASE. I may be wrong. Basically, I didn't go to the extra effort of writing a double- length integer printing word, which would've been easy.-- nineteenthly, Oct 20 2014 FORTH brings back memories - I never got the hang of FORTH but on the other hand, I loved programming in LISP. Different people's minds work in different ways, I guess. This was all around the time I was being employed as a part-time Pascal/VMS programmer (it seems weird now to think that people actually paid me to do programming - I am not a very good programmer...).-- hippo, Oct 20 2014 That's pretty common for modern programming languages, especially (so-called) scripting languages like Python and Ruby. Ruby's version is even terser: a & b — intersection a | b — union a - b — difference
Also, realize that what you think of as being “embedded” within a programming language really means it's just part of the standard library. You can very easily add that functionality to most programming languages by either creating a custom array object or modifying the built-in array. You could also technically remove it from the language, but there's really no reason to do so.-- ytk, Oct 20 2014 !=factorial-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 21 2014 what is not equal to factorial?-- hippo, Oct 21 2014 <>!-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 21 2014 random, halfbakery