Vehicle: Car: Bumper sticker
Hypocritical Bumper Sticker   (+5, -4)  [vote for, against]
"I hate bumper stickers. (I hate hypocrites, too.)"

Sure, the "I hate bumper stickers" bumper sticker is already baked, but this one goes just a wee bit further.
-- XSarenkaX, Nov 04 2003

Did I hear a call for a list? http://www.funny2.com/bumper.htm
***snort*** [dentworth, Oct 18 2007]

I baked this! http://www.zazzle.c...-128778888175538947
Wanna buy one? [XSarenkaX, May 18 2008]

"I hate being hated by haters of hatred."
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 04 2003


"I hate hypocritical bumper stickers"
-- DrCurry, Nov 04 2003


"I Bump Critical Hyposticker Haters"
-- lintkeeper2, Nov 04 2003


"I Stick The Crit To Typical Hipo Haters" ... wait
-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 04 2003


I thought this was going to be like "Sierra Club" or "Keep <whatever> green" stickers on SUV's...
-- sophocles, Nov 04 2003


I'm not sure, bliss, but I don't hate hippo
-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 04 2003


"Please don't hate me for hating you."
-- Overpanic, Nov 04 2003


It's not prejudice if you hate everyone equally.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 04 2003


Nope, that's misanthropy.
-- DrCurry, Nov 04 2003


"Death to all drivers"
-- squeak, Nov 05 2003


Heh, [bliss] - the hippocritic oath.
-- PeterSilly, Nov 05 2003


"My other car has a bumber sticker describing this one."
-- Godot, Nov 05 2003


Hey, what time do you call this, then?! I've been waiting for you.
-- squeak, Nov 05 2003


Mine would just say "I love my Chevrolet," and be plastered on a Ford.
-- stringstretcher, Nov 05 2003


"Let me through, I'm a bloody Doctor!"

(Hippocratic Oath Bumper Sticker).
-- egbert, Nov 05 2003


//I've been waiting for you.//

[squeak], you're not the only one. If we followed [Godot] around claiming to have waited for him do you think he'll eventually change his username?
-- k_sra, Nov 05 2003


Misread as "hyper-critical" bumper stickers.

You're 0.2% over the speed limit
Don't forget to dot every 'i'
The crease in your left pants leg is not straight.
-- krelnik, Nov 05 2003


"If you can read this, then i hate you."
-- dreamweaver, Nov 05 2003


"Tailgating makes you fat."
-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 05 2003


"If you can read this, you're smarter than me"
-- phundug, Nov 05 2003


Maybe the hippocritic oath is something that senior doctors take before they examine other doctors? "Call *that* a lobotomy?"
-- PeterSilly, Nov 05 2003


"Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger"
-- al 'night long', Nov 06 2003


Warning - Bumper missing.
-- dobtabulous, Nov 06 2003


Honk if you hate surveys.... 1 time for strongly against,.. to 10 times for strongly in favour
-- q2cannonfodder, Nov 06 2003


anarchy rules! and I vote!
-- GnoLackawitz, Dec 29 2003


There's nobody behind me.
Learn to read
Learn to drive
Let me overtake you

Disclaimer: The above statements are not hypocritical.
-- marklar, Oct 18 2007


"I'm not racist. I hate everyone!"
-- Jscotty, Oct 18 2007


"I don't want to be hypocritical, so I'll criticize you more."
-- bungston, Oct 18 2007


"If you can read this, Thwoudnh jeorhdu Meogopa."
-- dbsousa, Oct 18 2007


Keep honking- I'm reloading.
-- dentworth, Oct 18 2007


Imagine one of those peeing Calvin stickers on the rear window. But he's peeing on a peeing Calvin sticker. That sticker is peeing on a peeing Calvin sticker. That sticker is... well, you get it.
-- Noexit, Oct 18 2007


There are two things I despise - prejudice, and the Dutch.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 19 2007


I had a bumper sticker once that started a fight. One morning, traffic was not moving at all and I noticed the woman in the car behind me reading my bumper sticker out loud to her male companion (read her lips, I did). An argument ensued, I guess over how each of them interpreted the message, and I think she actually punched him. I soon lost sight of them when traffic started moving again.

The bumper sticker simply said "People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do".
-- Canuck, Oct 19 2007


Seen on a bumper sticker- "I'd rather be driving."
-- Jscotty, Oct 19 2007


Hypothetical Bumper Sticker
-- zen_tom, Oct 19 2007


i'm with [zen]. what if a bumper sticker were to...
-- k_sra, Oct 19 2007


"I hate hate." - Grouchy Smurf
-- XSarenkaX, Dec 14 2007


For Kentucky: "If you can, read this."
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 15 2007


I don't hate hypocritical bumper stickers, but I hypo stick critical bump haters.
-- doctorremulac3, Dec 15 2007


This is kind of like those SUVs with the "Hybrid" stickers on them.
-- Spacecoyote, Dec 15 2007


Very cool, XSarenkaX
-- blissmiss, May 18 2008


"I'm not really an actor, I just play one on TV"
-- FlyingToaster, May 18 2008


I think the one I saw the other day was more Ironic than Hypocritical, but it had a big "04" next to a picture of "Dubya" and then it said:

"W stands for the Working Class" - yeah, right.
-- Zimmy, May 19 2008


"This bumper sticker exploits the illiterate"
-- MikeD, May 19 2008


I'd want "My other car is a Civic" plastered on a Lamborghini.
-- kevinthenerd, Jun 22 2008


me too, or any other bumper sticker on a Lamborghini
-- jellyfisherman, Jun 22 2008


"My other car was rear-ended by someone who spent too much damn time reading my bumper sticker and not watching the road"

on the front of my car: "If you can read this you are about to die in a car crash"
-- jellyfisherman, Jun 22 2008


My car IS a Civic AND was rear-ended by someone who should have been paying attention. Whether it was because she was reading bumpber stickers on someone's car, I don't know...
-- XSarenkaX, Jun 26 2008



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