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In-And-Out Diaper   (+1)  [vote for, against]
It has a sophisticated valve system, that never leaks.

This is a diaper that seals tightly around the waist and legs. There is a valve at the front and at the back.

Upon message, the diaper and wearer, can be plugged into a centralized home flushing system, which pumps lukewarm water into the front, and discharges lukewarm water and mess out the back, for a full minute. This is followed by a minute of high velocity warm air, similarly plumbed.

The gubbins are collected in a storage facility in the basement, where they are dehydrated and formed into small rectangular blocks.

The benefits of a system like this, is that you can keep the same diaper on for longer; this generally benefits landfills and other places diapers go.
-- mylodon, Apr 02 2019

Are babies not dishwasher-safe?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 02 2019


Time to find out; although the obvious solution is to engineer a fully flushable baby.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 02 2019


I'm sure the others in your cube feel that that time has passed.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 02 2019


Don't ever plug up the drain gubbins, or you might find your child receiving a pressurized enema.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 03 2019



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