For the more mathematically inclined.
-- DesertFox, Mar 11 2005

"Johnny, you're taking forever to finish your breakfast!"
-- Soterios, Mar 11 2005


When poured into the bowl, surely some would end up as eights?
-- wagster, Mar 11 2005


Others would break and end up as zeroes. <goes back to work on his own slightly smaller cereal, aleph-antinos>
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Mar 11 2005


This would work better as a contest. E.g. "Find the infinity symbol in a box of cheerios, mail it in, and win a prize!" (be careful not to break it :)
-- phundug, Mar 11 2005


There's enough preservatives in them to last twenty years. Why not use them as blown-in wall insulation between hygienic plastic sheets? What's the best shape as an insulation particle?

That's the way I want my rock 'n roll cheerios. AC/DC
-- mensmaximus, Mar 11 2005


How would you know it wasn't an 8?

How about trefoilios? Trefoil knot cheerios.
-- JesusHChrist, Mar 12 2005


A girl from a different joke opens up her box of Infinitios, looks inside, and sighs dejectedly.

Her boyfriend asks, "What's the matter Hon?"

She replies, "It's just a load of eights again."

Boyfriend rolls eyes and winces as he remembers the palava last night about the M and Ms.
-- zen_tom, Mar 12 2005


I always get sigmas.
-- Detly, Mar 12 2005


Mobios.
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 15 2005


As long as there's equals signs in there so I can imagine its a big equation.
-- JesusHChrist, Mar 16 2005


Kleinios--are they in your stomach, or are you in them?
-- 5th Earth, Mar 16 2005


GUT-ios. Or as the brainiacs would have it, Grand Unification Theorios (now with dried up strawberries). It's all cereals to everyone, at least in theory. Perhaps a final end to the grain vs. corn question.
-- Soterios, Mar 16 2005


serials: 1+n!+2n!+3n!...
-- Ling, Mar 16 2005


It appears above that sideways infinite buns plus sideways infinite bones equals zero.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 16 2005


F(o)s - “An integral part of this balanced breakfast.”
-- Shz, Mar 16 2005



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