Let's face it - dentures can cost a fortune. These teeth are cheap, replaceable and soft to the touch. Small string ties fasten them to your upper or lower gums, and with a quick blow into the nozzle, they may be inflated to their proper size - ready for a night on the town.

Care may be required if chewing on hard items during meals, as these teeth are strictly for cosmetic purposes. Inflatable Teeth patching kits are sold separately.
-- benfrost, Jun 18 2005

You're on a roll tonight, [benfrost]. In the words of Arnold Rimmer: "Benfrost, have you been at the marijuana gin again?"
-- Detly, Jun 18 2005


[+] For the annoying squeaking sound you can make when grinding your teeth.
-- wagster, Jun 18 2005


Could you twang your top teeth with your bottom teeth and make them go 'badubbadubbadubbadubba'?
-- Basepair, Jun 18 2005


You're in a bar chatting up a hot chick. Everything seems to be going well, then one of her teeth explodes .. the one next to it starts to deflate .. disturbing.

Funny idea though :D
-- kuupuuluu, Jun 18 2005


There has to be a pun here involving blow-jobs.
-- Basepair, Jun 18 2005


In the past three months, I've had so much stress that my jaw is completely tense while I sleep... costing me three broken teeth. These inflatable ones will be a good option for me in a couple years. :(
-- Pericles, Jun 19 2005


Sure why not. +

Yow, Pericles, I hope this is temporary stress.
-- sartep, Jun 19 2005


[Pericles] - a mouthguard might help. Of course, a visit to the dentist wouldn't hurt... er... be a bad thing, either. :)
-- Detly, Jun 19 2005


There aren't many jobs/people/things in life worth getting *that* stressed about. Hope it resolves itself, soon.
-- wagster, Jun 19 2005


[Pericles] What ever happened to mañana?
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 19 2005


True, [UB].

You're also right [wags]. I hope this stressed life of mine won't continue being so for much longer. I just have to save some money to move to another country, where the job I do is still fun but less stressing ang better paid.

Thanks [Detly] and [sartep]. I went to the dentist when I swallowed a piece of tooth, and this was how I found out that two more were broken without me even noticing. Of course, the mouthguard is not part of my night ritual. Not too sexy, but very useful; I was now getting more stressed before going to bed just from knowing that I could break more of my teeth.
-- Pericles, Jun 19 2005


It should be possible to design these so that they squeak.
-- bungston, Jun 21 2005


or make rude farting sounds much like a whoopee cushion as you chew on a bit of beef jerky/chicken leg etc
-- benfrost, Jun 21 2005


I remember "eat your teeth" or something which was quite sensible but whoopy teeth is funny
-- The Kat, Jun 21 2005



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