An implant in my shoulder that I can inflate would reduce the pokeyness of my boney collar bone and provide her a much comfier pillow.
-- theleopard, Oct 05 2008

Inflatable arms Inflatable_20arms
Gonflable [skinflaps, Oct 05 2008]

Between us [skinflaps]... http://www.berrimil...helinman-753287.jpg
This is the way we're going... [theleopard, Oct 07 2008]

Better make sure it is tear*-proof.


* "pronounced "tier", not "tare"
-- coprocephalous, Oct 07 2008


Why not implant one on her ear?
-- gnomethang, Oct 07 2008


From the title, I was imagining something to soften the ride of cars when they drift off lane.
-- neelandan, Oct 07 2008


Some sort of modified automotive airbag system ?

<sound of slow, deep, rhythmic breathing from girlfriend>

[theleopard] presses button on remote control ....

<WHAMP>

<paramedics remove girlfriend on spine board to neurosurgical unit>
-- 8th of 7, Oct 07 2008


Teenage Mutant Shoulders.
-- skinflaps, Oct 07 2008



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