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Infrequent Flyer Club   (+2)  [vote for, against]
The less you fly the more you earn

Heaven knows we burn up too much petrol flying around to meetings and Machu Pichu and whatnot. Some even think all that hot air heats up the planet. This enviro-friendly club rewards you for not flying. You earn points for every mile you don't fly but you could have. The more points you earn the higher your point total goes. When you reach 100,000 miles of unflown distance you qualify for a coupon for one pedicab round trip to your local (organic) grocery.
-- sqeaketh the wheel, Feb 20 2013

[+] like! (would prefer a pedicure for showing pretty toes whilst walking around)
-- xandram, Feb 20 2013

Bah. I am with you for the fuel thing. Not into the organic crap.
-- Kansan101, Feb 20 2013

Do I get triple points if I don't fly first rather than just not flying business?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 20 2013

//Do I get triple points// Yes but only if you have a letter from the Bishop of Canterbury (or your Mother) vouching for you.
-- sqeaketh the wheel, Feb 21 2013

[xd], for 150,000 points you can get a pedicure on the pedicab ride.
-- sqeaketh the wheel, Feb 21 2013

I was planning an around the world trip, departing LHR and arriving Gatwick. Alternatively I could drive from London to London. How many square miles do I get?
-- Ling, Feb 21 2013

Well, that would depend on which way around you went, now wouldn't it?
-- sqeaketh the wheel, Feb 21 2013

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