Public: Ecology: Fauna
It’s OK to smoke   (+4)  [vote for, against]
As long as you stand on one leg while you are doing it

The strength training will gradullay unwind all the muscle fibers in your body creating health and a lack of the need to smoke.
-- JesusHChrist, Oct 11 2017

It's just good science.
-- doctorremulac3, Oct 11 2017


Sounds good to me [+]
-- TomP, Oct 11 2017


Nobel Prize material, definitely.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 11 2017


Finally a sensible idea.[+]
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 11 2017


And in an excellent choice of category also.
-- normzone, Oct 11 2017


It is not possible to stand on fewer than one legs.
-- pocmloc, Oct 11 2017


Unless you use your head.
-- mylodon, Oct 11 2017


Or hands.
-- RayfordSteele, Oct 11 2017


Or feet.
-- mylodon, Oct 14 2017


I nearly stood on my principles once, but they collapsed quite quickly.
-- AusCan531, Oct 14 2017


Try a soapbox.
-- mylodon, Oct 15 2017


After not being here for some time, it appears the regulars are not running out of ideas, but actually out of them completely.
-- Giblet, Oct 15 2017


Go on, then; you post one.
-- pertinax, Oct 16 2017


For those actually implementing this I have found through practice that associating, with whatever bad habit you have, the standing-on of one foot, together with the resting of one hand against a wall or tree, is a more sustainable and inclusive option. And also, <Giblet>, suck it.
-- JesusHChrist, Oct 16 2017


Presumably, smoking whilst standing on two feet is twice as good?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 16 2017


//I have found through practice that associating, with whatever bad habit you have, the standing-on of one foot, together with the resting of one hand against a wall or tree, is a more sustainable and inclusive option.//

What if your particular bad habbit requires two hands? Not that I'm bragging or anything. <--- (humor)
-- doctorremulac3, Oct 16 2017


Oh, so you smoke a pipe.
-- normzone, Oct 16 2017


Hookah ?
-- 8th of 7, Oct 16 2017



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