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James Bond's sharp bunch of flowers   (+10, -9)  [vote for, against]
a sharp bunch of flowers for james bond to stab his enemy with

I am always confused in the bond films, when he is inteding to do business with the main enemy. Why does he not pull out a sharp bunch of flowers and shout "bunch of flowers" in process either stabbing them or giving them a heart attack.
-- gizmo, Dec 28 2001

(???) The Tessen http://www.grandmaster.cc/tessen.php3
A chinese fan that's got sharp metal bits in it for stabbing/beating. Some even have darts. What fun! [dr_photon, Mar 20 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Dr. McNinja's take on this - http://www.drmcninj...?pageNum=14&issue=2
Frozen four-leaf clovers as shurikens [normzone, Nov 28 2007]

You mean you've never been stabbed with a bunch of flowers before?
-- Helium, Dec 28 2001


I assume this will be baked when we have Eddie Izzard as the next James Bond, doing his Sean Connery impression throughout and armed with trousers that turn into jam.
-- wg, Dec 28 2001


Sword Plants
-- thumbwax, Dec 29 2001


baked - dirty den in "eastenders"

n.b. UK soap; den got killed somehow with a bunch of flowers - deserved every thing he got
-- po, Dec 29 2001


I'd like permission to use that UB
-- po, Dec 29 2001


no, I don't want to knock myself out, UB; I just want permission to use the phrase.
-- po, Dec 29 2001


Yeah, that had me confused too. I thought that these flowers were for stabbing people, not for knocking them out.
-- cp, Dec 29 2001


Deathodils?
Stabiolus?
Stunflowers?
(Pushing up) Daisys?
Killsanthemums?
Forgive-you-nots?
Sadiolus?
Violents?
Lyelacs?
-- phoenix, Dec 30 2001


Im sorry sir, but those flowers are far too sharp to bring aboard the aeroplane.
-- benfrost, Dec 30 2001


all 201 were mincing up and down the aisles
-- po, Dec 30 2001


Haven't seen much from [gizmo] lately . . . .
-- bristolz, Mar 20 2002


If anyone has seen "Shogun Assassin", they surely remember the hero being attacked by two ninja-ladies wielding razor-sharp parsnips. Vegetables can be just as devastating as flowers, in the right hands.
-- brewmaster, Mar 20 2002


Vicious, You hit me with a flower. You do it every hour. Honey, your'e so vicious...

Uhh, Lou Reed? I think
-- PaPPy, Nov 01 2002


I think this is a great idea. Besides, you can make a person with allergies sneeze before you kill the
-- firebyrd, Dec 12 2002


Something similar was done in "Crying Freeman" Yo's first kill was made by stabbing the target with a knife hidden in a bunch of flowers
-- abortretryfail, Jan 09 2003


ow. imagine egtting impailed by a bunch of flowers!no!no! not the bleeding hearts!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHH !! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- ShnargleMonster, Mar 03 2003


On a side note closely related to flowers, If you shoot a watering tube (from a flower) out of a paint ball gun it makes for quite the quiet projectile, much like a modern cross-bow… Well with out the cross. Just another flower weapon.
-- SunTzu, Jul 07 2003


'gladioli' means 'little swords'.
-- pertinax, Nov 27 2007


//'gladioli' means 'little swords'.//
So all those years, Morrissey was duping us that he was a pacifist vegitarian, whilst mocking us by waving around his gladioli?
I feel...soiled.
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Nov 27 2007


//Killsanthemums? //

Kris-santhemums surely?
-- DrBob, Nov 27 2007


"gladiolator" - a punchline in search of a joke.
-- pertinax, Nov 28 2007


Or you could use Guns 'n Roses, as in Terminator 2.
-- marklar, Nov 28 2007



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