Jeeb-Ponk-Fwee is an invented language, largely idiomatic, consisting only of those three words.
"Jeeb" means something very similar to "I am (or you are, in rare cases) a gigantic duck"
"Ponk" generally means "I'm hungry" but can often be non-literally translated, usually referring to softness and/or artifice.
"Fwee" is an untraslatable emphatic word, either imparting subtle sarcasm or emphasizing deep sincerity, depending on inflection.
It would be hard to translate the Bible, for instance, into Jeeb-Ponk-Fwee. But this haiku would be relatively easy (the challenge would be to maintain the syllable count):
A large hungry duck (I'm kidding around about How hungry I am)
You are welcome to have fun with this new language.-- globaltourniquet, Aug 28 2007 Flanders & Swann "Happy Song" http://www.nyanko.p...s/hat_song.html#HAPSimilar nonsense lyrics, also with Po in the middle [csea, Aug 28 2007] with po at the end. http://www.thegoons.../ying_tong_song.asp [po, Aug 29 2007] Baby talk?-- normzone, Aug 28 2007 hey po in the middle!-- po, Aug 28 2007 See [link] at bottom for another set of semi-nonsense lyrics. (Also with Po in the middle!)-- csea, Aug 28 2007 My understanding was that we didn't do invented words any more. I would think that includes whole bunches of invented words, whether or not you pretend they make up a whole language. So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say
[marked-for-deletion] word invention
unless someone says otherwise.-- DrCurry, Aug 29 2007 otherwise.
Actually, this is a complete invented language. There is a dialect that includes an additional word which cannot be transliterated, and is spoken with a single glottal-stop fricative and means either "I have a thought I wish to communicate, but this language is incapable of expressing it" or "Help, there's a pig in my kitchen", but mind you, this is not the King's Jeeb-Ponk-Fwee.-- globaltourniquet, Aug 29 2007 This is just idiomatic.-- theleopard, Aug 29 2007 [jeeb-for-ponk]
What normzone said.-- skinflaps, Aug 29 2007 [I am-for-I'm hungry] ???
I had a friend who (whilst in a slightly abnormal state of mind) became a character called Pwee-Fwong. He discovered a small universe in the bin that he named Argon Fnitty.
When I first read this I thought it was bollocks. Now I quite like it. Funny that.-- wagster, Aug 29 2007 Since this language seems to be made up of four-letter, single-syllable words only, I'll give this idea "Blat", which means "I either approve or disapprove".-- Canuck, Aug 29 2007 Short love poem:
Fwee-ponk. Jeeb.
I'm totally truly starving. And you are a huge duck.-- wagster, Aug 29 2007 I read that as "Soft? Yeah, right. And I'm a big duck."-- globaltourniquet, Aug 29 2007 [jeeb-for-ponk] a new under the croissant thing! with or without bees.-- po, Aug 29 2007 -. fweeeeee weee weeee.-- bungston, Aug 29 2007 This is William Carlos Williams' "Danse Russe" loosely translated into Jeeb-Ponk-Fwee.
Jeeb, Jeeb, Jeeb, Fwee. Ponk, Jeeb, Jeeb Ponk. Ponk. Ponk Ponk Jeeb, Fwee, Jeeb Fwee Fwee Jeeb. Ponk Jeeb Fwee, Fwee Jeeb Ponk? Ponk.-- monk, Aug 30 2007 ponk. fwee.-- Voice, Aug 30 2007 I know what this is for; it's to make the Turing Test easier.-- pertinax, Oct 22 2011 Easier for whom? Not the judge, certainly. But defining the problem out of existence seems very much in the spirit of the Turing Test.
Is [Voice] a bot?-- mouseposture, Oct 22 2011 random, halfbakery