Food: Meat: Jerky
Jerky Rose   (+10, -3)  [vote for, against]
Your redneck sweetheart's fave-o-rite gift!

Slabs of beef jerky (or whatever-else jerky) formed into the shape of a full rose.

Long-stemmed single beefy blooms, or a full meat bouquet. Teriyaki, peppered, and marinated varieties. Yum yum!!!

:P
-- Grumbleshark, May 01 2008

+ I think it's a sweet idea...can come with cracker leaves!
-- xandram, May 01 2008


The stems could be chewy strips of tendon.
-- bungston, May 01 2008


For Valentine's Day, the market here in this Ozarks town had rib-eye steaks butterflied and trimmed into heart shapes. It was right purty.
-- baconbrain, May 01 2008


This is that rose by any other name that smells like meat. [+]
-- jaksplat, May 01 2008



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