So, you're heavily involved in the mad sciences, and want to start your youngster, junior clone, or Frankenstein's monster out with the right education, so that some day they may get a scholarship to participate in the illustrious Mad Science College Curriculum and eventually become a director on the MSRC. We have the perfect educational toy: the Junior Mad Scientist Research Set comes with samples of every element, including all radioactive isotopes with a reasonably long half-life. Included:
1 Bunsen burner 2 pairs of forceps 1 Mr. Potatohead 1 eyeglass w/chain 1 voucher for a container of cattle-brains from your local butcher 1 shovel 1 scalpel with replacement blades 1 Dremel Tool, 3 lightning rods 1 set of Craftsman Jumper Cables 1 Casio SA-67 keyboard with 'pipe organ' sound 4 leather tie-down straps and buckles, assorted beakers, test tubes, spiral tubes, and glassware assorted neck-bolts and hardware 3 knife-switches 1 'Stitch-Up-Dolly' Sewing Kit 2 rolls of duct tape 2 roof-gargoyles 1 handsaw 1 set of plans for a VandeGraff Generator 1 project guidebook with introductory project ideas 1 notebook for your own creations 1 feather pen. 1 copy of 'How to convert your basement into a dungeon' 1 copy 'Gray's Anatomy' 1 copy Nuclear Physics for Dummies 1 copy 'Easy Tudor Organ Music'
Also included: Complementary lifetime membership in the Halfbakery, and a 2-year subscription to 'Popular Mad Science.'
Ground shipment available only.-- RayfordSteele, Apr 28 2002 MSRC http://www.halfbake...0Research_20CouncilThe Council [RayfordSteele, Apr 28 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] The College Course http://www.halfbake...ollege_20Curriculum [RayfordSteele, Apr 28 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] n.b. you spell lightning the way I always want to. you have lightening rods but you are missing Rod's knife switches and that is a MUST HAVE in my book-- po, Apr 28 2002 Thanks po. How could I have forgotten the switches? <fixed>.-- RayfordSteele, Apr 28 2002 All profits go to support the MSRC.-- RayfordSteele, Apr 28 2002 you are quick, I worry about that in a man.-- po, Apr 28 2002 If an older-edition kit were made, maybe a home-study course could be developed, like those Heathkit sets. Hmm... maybe I'll change the name...-- RayfordSteele, Apr 28 2002 random, halfbakery